I'm on to you, Microsoft

There's a conspiracy going on here.  We all ignored the first signs ofit, but now it's too apparent to ignore.   Microsoft is engaging insome devious master plan that will affect most of us.

We all read with shock and awe, Scott Hanselman's post where he announced he was becoming a blue badge.  People wondered what this would do to his blog content, or his contribution to DasBlog.  This was the first sign.  And we did NOTHING.

Today, I saw the 2nd sign, and I'm going to expose this Microsoft conspiracy for what it is.  Phil Haack just announced that he is joining the ranks as a Microsoft employee.  That's right, you heard me. 

Microsoft has hired the technical and charismatic leaders of the two most popular open source blogging platforms for .NET. This is all a part of a master plan to squash the multi-billion dollarmarket so that Microsoft alone can swim in the sea of money that is tobe made from .NET open source blogging.  Don't kid yourself, there is buku (TM) money to be made in this area.

Sure,both Phil and Scott claim to stay committed to SubText and DasBlog,respectively.  But we all know better.  Soon they will be hard at work,developing the most incredible blogging platform ever devised.  I even have a name for this stealth-assassin project.  It will likely be called Microsoft Collaborative Team Works For Online Weblogs Framework Foundation System 2008.  I can just hear Microsoft Marketing salivating at that title.

Allkidding aside, I think that Microsoft is going to be changing it'simage, especially in the ASP.NET arena.  They've snatched up some key individuals in the community and they will definitely be making waves.  You can quote me on that.

#1 Joey Beninghove avatar
Joey Beninghove
9.18.2007
12:23 PM

"Microsoft Collaborative Team Works For Online Weblogs Framework Foundation System 2008"ROFL!Hilarious...Don't forget to inject "Enterprise" in there somewhere too...:P


#2 Scott Hanselman avatar
Scott Hanselman
9.18.2007
12:28 PM

Dude, that product name was totally NDA - I'm calling Legal. ;)


#3 Chris Patterson avatar
Chris Patterson
9.18.2007
1:32 PM

Enterprise is just one edition (of which there are several). For instance, the Home edition is for the kids, the Home Premium is for kids with a video camera, don't get started on media center, but let's just say its for consenting adults only.


#4 Ben Scheirman avatar
Ben Scheirman
9.18.2007
2:18 PM

Shh.. pretty soon they'll announce MCTWFOWFFS 2008 Ultra Premium Elite Superb Edition, which includes a custom implementation of CoComment (why re-use when you can re-write?)